Felicity and Gil
"Idiocy comes easy to many students here," Gil said reflexively, dismissing everyone he did not care for. He felt something dark and barbed coil in his something at the mention of Van, even though he knew that Felicity was the last one he should be jealous of when it came to Van. With Felicity, he had to vie for somebody else's affection.
It could have been worse, he supposed. Felicity could have simply been a flailing idiot, not worthy of competition.
"Because it defies belief still," Gilderoi said, even his cadence and intonation mimicking his older brother. He spun Felicity around, grinning his lethal grin at her. "Then what do you wish to talk about?"