Hallway: Valentin and Sasha and OPEN
That did it. "Fuck off!" Valentin used his knees as leverage and bucked off Sasha, before scrambling to his feet. He did not shuck the rope quite yet, too angry to care.
"Seriously? Not only do you attempt to kidnap me for some deluded date, I'm not even your first choice? What the fuck? Look, I get that you're odd and like, super-weird about humanity, but this is not normal! This is not okay! If you go full on Mark David Chapman-stalker on somebody, you don't just do it because you want a date! Fuck!"
Valentin glared at a few students that had gathered, watching cautiously. "Oh yeah, shoot a fucking video instead of helping out. That's lovely."
Valentin shook his head, before turning his ire back on Sasha. "I don't know how to break this to you, but Fred played you. This is not how you get dates, you freak! You ask someone. You don't tie them up. Christian Grey gets dates because he has money, not because he ties up his prospects at a sushi-restaurant!"