Alex + Haylie
Sometimes it was hard to believe Haylie was a girl, except for the glaringly obvious physical attributes. It never really shocked Alex as much as it made him laugh because she always acted like anything but a girl. Then again, Alex dressed up like Lady Gaga and knew how to put on makeup better than a lot of the girls at the school. So he never really dwelt on Haylie's boyish behavior for very long.
"Naw, but I'm sure we can figure something out . . . " he glanced about the room, "Or maybe we can loosen his salt shaker. I know it's lame but you know that look on his face when he just is like 'Fuck it.' I'm pretty sure he'll have that. Or Ambriel. El-oh-el, you got some glue? Maybe we can glue their asses to their chairs?"