Alex + Haylie
Alex didn't think anything about the switch from HBIC to T-shirt canon bitch and he chuckled, "So long as you don't go popping them in the faces of the crowd, you got the job. Last thing I need is some cray-cray sending bitch-notes to Buzzfeed about getting a black eye." Buzzfeed, trying so hard to be relevant and newsworthy, but forever known for their lists upon lists and random quizzes. Supposedly they were gaining relevance but from his Facebook feed, not much.
"Man, this shit would be way more interesting if Birdman weren't such a stick in the mud about this," Alex leaned back in his chair, "Then maybe we wouldn't get the party poopers showing up." Parties like this weren't bad but they weren't as fun as when there was music thumping loudly and people let loose.