Ellie and Barclay and OPEN
"Davian used to calm him 'mattress'. Now, I think Davian was mostly just jealous because Mickey was infinitely more popular than he was, but he had a point. If you made a flowchart of all the people Mickey slept with, you'd have about half the school. And that's only slightly exaggerated."
Barclay took another sip. "He's with Leon, currently. They have an arrangement. However, I think that the current population isn't faring much better. Again, flowchart." Barclay grinned. "Luckily, I'm steadily monogamous and don't have to involve myself. How about you?"