"Oh, stop. You're not a dead branch, just...a cursed one. How did you get that curse, anyway? Did you upset a bad witch out there somewhere? Or is that question too personal? It's okay if it is, you don't have to answer if you don't want to. Kinda sucks that they didn't give you an out for it, though, like true love's kiss, or finding some rare plant, or...that's all I can really think of." She shrugged. "Is there any chance they'd keep you here because you know too much?"
Abigail, too, started searching the DVDs for him. She considered finding one for herself, but she already had several digital files she could watch; no need to worry about physical copies, misplaced discs, or late returns. "You should see if you could find one like that. I could he--nope, nevermind, shouldn't go there." She blushed.
"Well...they've probably got a Webster's in here somewhere. Let's stick with that one. If anything about this place was normal, they wouldn't have to hide any of it. You know, if they don't have the disc for Winter Soldier here, I've probably got a copy I could give you."