Mal peered in the direction Abs was pointing and squinted. "No. That's the magical creatures reference section. Been there already. Unicorns are not your friends and they really don't poop rainbows." Hell. He said poop in front of a girl. Again. That NEVER went well!
"Uh..." he glanced at Abs then took the first right they came to. "As long as it's not 10 Things I Hate about You letsgothisway!"