Fic: A Captain Knows No Anguish (Even When He Does) Title: A Captain Knows No Anguish (Even When He Does) By: Bridget McKennitt Pairing: RPS - Alex Rodriguez/Johnny Damon, Alex Rodriguez/Derek Jeter, implied Alex Rodriguez/Derek Jeter/Johnny Damon, implied Derek Jeter/Jason Varitek/Paul Konerko Rating: NC-17 Word Count: 1634 Summary: On his way to his captains' meeting, Derek cannot stop thinking about who he has waiting at home and he doesn't know why that matters. Disclaimer: Any real person, location, or organization mentioned in the story below own themselves. This is only a fictional story meant for entertainment and not intended for profit or believing the real people mentioned are like this in real life. Author's Notes: This was originally meant to be a threesome between Jeter, Varitek, and Konerko, nothing more. Then Alex wished to be in an implied relationship with Derek. Then Johnny came out of nowhere and demanded his own threesome with Alex and Derek, and my captains' threesome got shoved aside in their own fic. Heh, foiled by plot.