"I guess maybe he's talking about those crappy little flimsy pairs they have in miniature sewing kits, but maybe one woman in fifty carries those, and that's old women at that. I know I'm about as ungirly as you can get, so maybe I'm missing something, but THIS IS BUGGING THE SHIT OUT OF ME. Lady readers, can you confirm?"
I have a pair of scissors in my Swiss Army card...does that count? They're about as crappy as the little sewing scissors, though.
Also, it might just be me, but the images don't seem to be working. :(