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I could be persuaded to read it to you, or I could type it out so your phone, or whatever gadget you choose, could read it to you. If you wanted to do so in private. That does count as reading you know.
Yes perhaps. But I hope not. I wouldn't want you to find me dull.
Well, I do tend to be contradictory. I know quite a few people who would claim I was the most contrary woman they had ever met. But that is only because I don't do what they say or think I should.