It's Tawdry AND Fat Tuesday. Nice. Anyone giving up anything starting tomorrow? Stacy's gunna save herself for marriage, But that's just not my style. She's got a pair that's nice to stare at, But I want Girls Gone Wild. But I know a place where there's always a show, The dollar decides how far you can go. She wraps those hands around that pole, She licks those lips and off we go, She takes it off nice and slow, 'Cause that's Pornstar Dancin'...