“No, it's not like that. It's kids from college. They want things to hide their weed, magic potions to pass their tests for them, so they don't got to study and can just go party. They actually say that. I never know what to tell them.”
Take the money and give them placebos? Politely refuse? Acquiesce to their requests, because it only takes a few bad word-of-mouth reviews to ruin their small business? Hm.
The word boyfriend actually makes them blush. “I wish he talked to someone sooner. He is still afraid of it. I don't know how many times I have to say there's nothing wrong with you.”