“No. Wouldn't fit. I'm an Ent in a family of hobbits. Except maybe my cousin Tehila, but she's got terrible taste. Anyway every generation has one or two tall blondes.” Well, Wolfgang used to be a natural blond, but it darkened as they got older, and now they're helped along with a little hydrogen peroxide. “Most of them are kids. I babysit a lot. I think my cousin Rachel had a baby while I was gone, I never met it...” Wolfgang frowns off into the distance. They never talk about this unless they're tipsy.