“Ow, Jesus, hey,” Michael complains as he narrowly avoids getting kicked in the face. The girl is small, but she's pointy and seems to be everywhere at once.
“It's The Man. You know, the Establishment,” Michael explains to Lee from the other side of a pair of wings. Very helpful information. “And Lyle's the jerk! Coming around shitting on people's sex lives. Is he here or something? Is Lyle a Jew? I'm shocked I haven't heard a grager-and-barking-dog compilation yet.”
Fucking Lyle. There are worse guys, but still. It's the principal of the thing. Charlie Chaplin? Come on. He doesn't look anything like Charlie Chaplin.