I've been here a few days, and I think I've finally gotten my head around this technology. I probably should find this all harder to believe than I do.
My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze. And I've been asked to train with those of you who will be going on missions. Which is similar to how I spent the last couple of years in Roma.
Oh, and apparently I won the Fruitcake Toss. Not that I'm sure why I entered it, other than I can't resist a challenge. Good game Rose and Cisco.