Slept naked? Yes, though I’ve avoided it for some time for fear of invasion.
Taken a shower bath with someone? Yes.
Kissed a member of the same sex? Yes. And, no, I will not elaborate.
Drove a car horse? Yes. Stubborn and dumb as they often are. With the exception of a few, of course.
Stole anything? Let’s just say “yes” and leave it at that. My reputation should speak for itself.
Been in love? Let’s not get too involved in this answer, but yes.
Been dumped? Yes. With prejudice. And fish.
Stole money from a friend/family member? Yes.
Gotten in a car on a horse with people you just met? Yep. Convenient escape route.
Been in a fist fight? Many, many times.
Snuck out of your/someone's house? Again. Many, many times.
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Sadly, yes. Though it’s better that way.
Been arrested? Unfortunately, yes. Though I would like to point out it wasn’t due to any slip-up on my part.
Hugged a stranger? Yes. And then some.
Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes, and so worth it.
Left your house with out telling your parents? Parents? Ha. No.
Had a crush on your neighbor? If by “neighbor” you mean either a thug in a tavern or a squirrel in a tree, no.
Ditched school/college to do something more fun? Yes because, well, let’s face it, I never went to school. Who needs it? Certainly not Flynn Rider.
Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? Yes, but less sleeping was involved than the phrase might lead one to believe…
Lost a friend? Getting a bit personal, don’t you think? If I must, I will admit that yes, I have. His name was Mr. Tibbons. He was my sword.
Been on a plane? What sort of insane person would do that? Wait. It gets you to islandes? Yes. I would.
Been to an island? As many as I have been able in my life. So, four.
Slept in until 3? Oh yes. Not on purpose sometimes.
Love someone or miss someone right now? Yes.
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? I have, now that you mention it. Haven’t in a long time, though.
Made a snow angel? Yes! I then promptly regretted it.
Played dress up? Oh, so many times. It’s not what you think. It was a disguise.
Cheated while playing a game? You didn’t hear it from me, but yes, I regret to admit, I have. Ok, I don’t really regret it, but I have to say such things for posterity.
Been lonely? ...
Kissed more than 4 people in one night? And what a night it was. Flynn Rider’s Ridettes.
Felt an earthquake? No, but I have felt the earth move.
Touched a snake? Though it was huge and clearly trying to kill me, yes, and never again.
Ran a red light? In a way, yes.
Been suspended from school? If I had gone, I’m sure I would have been.
Had detention? Sort of. Its complicated.
Been in a car horse accident? Yes. It was gruesome.
Hated the way you look? No. I’m not an idiot.
Made yourself throw up? Yes, and hopefully never again.
Crawled through a window? Yes. A lot more recently.
Been lost? Not lost per-se. Just not completely sure where I was.
Cried yourself to sleep? ....
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes. I have no regrets.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes. Ale should NEVER come out of your nose, by the way.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.
Kissed in the rain? Yep.
Sang in the shower bath? Yep.
Made love in a park? Heh. I admit nothing.
Had a dream that you married someone? I would like to retain my reputation as being a man, thank you.
Glued your hand to something? I can honestly say, no, I haven’t.
Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Nope!
Ever gone to school partially naked? I would have to go to school first.
Been a cheerleader? If it can be counted that I was less cheering for something and more just cheering against something, then yes.
Didn't take a shower bath for a week? Yes. It wasn’t pretty.
Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? I’m not too manly to admit that there are some things I’d rather not do alone. This is one of them.
Played chicken? Oh yeah.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? A pool. A pond. A lake. A river. A fountain. In short, yes.
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? All the time.
Broken a bone? Yes.
Been easily amused? Where would you get such a ridiculous idea?
Laughed so hard you cried? Oh yeah.
Mooned/flashed someone? It is a very good battle tactic.
Cheated on a test? Yep.
Forgotten someone's name? All the time, but usually people will respond to more generic nicknames based on a physical attribute or personality quirk.
Done something dumb while drunk? Given the percentage of the time in my life that I am drunk and the number of stupid things I have done, I will say yes, just to be safe.
Blacked out from drinking? Yes.
Played a prank on someone? Oh yes.
Gone to a late night movie? Nope.
Made love to anything not human? Uh, no? That’s really… wow. Kudos to you for a really gross question. Have fun with that.
Failed a class? Yep.
Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Did you know that keys are very hard to swallow?
Smoked pot? Yep. That stuff is crazy.
Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? Cheated… define it for me.
Celebrate the 4th of July? I love a good party.
Thrown strange objects? I once threw a baby.
Felt like killing someone? Oh yeah.
Thought about running away? All the time. Go somewhere far and away where I can just lounge around all day.
Got a piercing? I’m going to say yes, just because I would like to point out that arrows really hurt.
Cut your own hair? Yes. Then never again.
Made a parent cry? ..
Cried over someone? ..
Dated someone more than once? Yes. It was a mistake.
If something was wrong, who is the first guy you would go to? Depends.
Ever made a girl cry? Yes. Good thing, too.
Have you ever taken a chance, and regretted it? Yep.
Do you believe that it is best to have a friendship first then love? Now I do.
Do you care what people think about you? I’d be lying if I said I didn’t. I just can’t be everything to everyone. Its complicated…
Have you ever thrown your cell phone in anger? I’d imagine I would if I had one.
Do you like being in a relationship? I do, actually.
If you were granted one wish, what would you wish for? To know how to do things right each time.
Can you play pool? Yes. Sort of.
Would you ever camp out on a beach, under the stars? I have. It’s not as romantic as it sounds. It was cold and damp and full of bugs.
Is it usually easy for someone to make you smile? Not really. Unless they’re hot.
Do you think you've changed over the past year? Definitely.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? No. Sometimes you’re just lucky enough to get one.
Does forever exist? Only in legend and reputation.
Think a lot before you fall asleep? Not really.
Do you miss the way things used to be? No.
Was last night terrible? Nope. I just slept.
What should you be doing? Well, technically, I should be dead.
Describe how you feel right now in one word? Limbo.
Are you scared of anything? Death. And bugs.
Your phone gets stolen, who stole it? If I had one, I’d blame Pascal. He’s devious.
Do you get jealous over every little thing? Every little thing? No. Well, maybe.
What are your plans for the holidays? Drinking and spending time with Rapunzel and her family. And not getting killed.
Have you driven over the speed limit lately? Oh yeah.
Are you drunk? Not yet.
Ever been raped? HA! You can’t rape the willing.
When is the next time you will see any of your siblings? Not any time soon. Probably never, actually.
Does anyone know a really deep and dark secret about you? A few people now.
Are you hungry? A little.
What about sad? A little.
Are you tired? Yeah, actually. My bed is looking pretty comfortable.
How long before you'll be on a plane next? I would hope never. Those things are terrifying.
Have you found someone you can trust? Luckily.
Look outside, how's the weather? Dark. Like, really dark.
What song are you currently addicted to? None. I’m not really one to be addicted to any one particular song.
What books are you currently reading? Etiquette Throughout the Ages. And yes, it is just as boring as it sounds.
What was the last movie you saw? Uh?
ZOMBIES OR ROBOTS: Zombies every time. Zombies are terrifying.
Cats or dogs? Dogs. They’re useful and won’t scratch your face off.
What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction? My bed.
Favorite Character: Flynnigan Rider
Favorite Band Member/Band/Artist: Mark the Bard
Actor: Miracle
What side of the bed do you sleep on? The middle.
What was the last thing you bought? A drink.
Can you play any instruments? Two. One is a drum.
Which fictional character do you think you’re most like? Flynn Rider. Not to be confused with Flynnigan Rider.
What do you do to change your mood? Drink.
What was the last meal you ate? Bread, meat and apple.
Do you want to learn another language? I am quite fluent in thug.
Chocolate or vanilla ice-cream? Both.
What are you planning to do after you finish this meme? Drink.
What's something you'd like to say to someone right now? Bed?
What are you looking forward to? The future.
Do you get cravings? If so, what do you crave? A drink and sleep.