He had no doubts that what she was telling him was the truth. Her statement was particularly Iowan. While it was true the widely less ignorant people of New York allowed gay marriage, it figured that's what had to come up first. "No, it's where all the people go in general for a lot of reasons. But I was born and raised there." Mitch failed to see the direct association from him, not because he couldn't see himself with a man, but because he couldn't see himself as the marrying type.
"I'm sure you've seen a lot of... corn. Florida has almost as many narrow-minded old white people, it'll feel just like home," he grumbled, intentionally making just as many assumptions. Doing his best to tuck the microwave under one arm, he readied his bat and then looked back at her. "How many bullets do you have in that?"