Some Reality Web

Oh dear. Father is going to be so very angry with me.

Would someone care to explain how I traveled from Los Angeles to New York in a matter of seconds, without stepping through a portal?

Just what I need, another entity fucking with my life. As if that's gone so well for me thus far.

Where the fuck am I and who's got a cig they're willing to part with for a bloke who hasn't had one in a year and is itching for one?

I'm taking volunteers for a model. I need a female and a male, between five foot six and six foot (male can be a little bit taller), willing to let me dress them up for a good few hours over the next month for my class. I have money for the clothes, so you don't have to do anything but be willing to let me dress you, put on make up, do your hair and take pictures for my portfolio.

I'll buy you coffee and food for your time and you might get to keep the clothes.

[Emma & Noah]

Since we're constantly in Noah's place, you think it'd be smart to ask to actually live there? Normally I'd just move all my shit there and deal with it, but Mr or Miss Entity might drop a person right in there and then it's super awkward.

And I sort of offered to help Tandy sorta stay out of the whole 'kid suite' cycle since her guardian vanished, so maybe she could live there too?

[Tandy]

Would you wanna live with me and Emma and Noah?

Uh..did anyone take over building maintenance since Frank disappeared left is gone?

Because there might be a couple things that need attention. Namely, the fact that I seem to be stuck between floors in the elevator. Less urgent is the crack in the doorframe that I hit my head on this morning, the small (now taken care of) fire that used to be my microwave and the hole in the wall where I pulled the fire extinguisher off to deal with the microwave.

And to top it all off, I lost my shoe again

What the...

This is not....

What the hell is a jubilant entity?

Okay, who owns the giant black wolf/dog? I get that pets are a thing around here, whatever, but who on earth adopted the fucking wolf/dog? And let it wander?

I am getting really tired of the whole "waking up in a strange place with no idea how I got there" thing.

So this is normal around here, then?

This better not be some Santa Carla type town. I don't want to deal with a bunch of fangs while I'm on vacation.

If you don't get that reference, search The Lost Boys on Netflix.

Because I haven't seen any official fun "holidays" to celebreate in Goodland, here are some that Tony and I thought people might enjoy for September! And if not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

( Fun Days for September )

( cut for gif with slight flashing (not in the dirty way) )

What the freaking Hell?

First Canada. Now New York.

And where the Hell is my car?!

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Is there anyone here with us who would have been considered a bad guy back in your homes? You don't have to reply publicly.

Who has two thumbs and negotiated her way into a job with a starting pay rate 30% above average, despite having no experience and a largely SHIELD-redacted CV?

THIS GIRL.

Offer is officially accepted and I start training on Thursday. Anyone feel like celebrating with me?

This is pure bullshit, this is.

I only just got back from America and I pretty much vowed never to fucking come here again. Is anybody gonna explain what's going on, or do I have to find out for myself??

I half expected to wake up and find that yesterday was just a weird dream.

How do I I don't know how to

Hi, I'm Luther.

Seriously? Like, I couldn't even have a day off. Just one lousy day? Cause, I'm pretty sure I deserve a whole year off after the day I just had.

What the hell is a Jubilant Entity, anyway. Like, whats it got to be so happy about?

( Left for Tommy )

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If I was drunk at anyone the other night I apologise, I think I’m good now.