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Tweak says, "I can fly!"

Darcy is only half listening to you. JSYK. (halflistening) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2020-08-12 04:21:00

Entry tags:

active: darcy lewis, active: steve rogers

[Texts to Steve]

» It's not even 4:30 yet
» And I am up
» Not just up, but totally awake.
» WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?

[Texts to Five]

» Send help
» Steve has ruined me.

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	_onyourleft_ 2020-08-12 11:26 am UTC (link)
	» I just » I don't have words » I'm so proud (Reply to this) (Thread)

	halflistening 2020-08-12 11:30 am UTC (link)
	» Evil. » Pure evil. » I can feel you laughing at my predicament from here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_onyourleft_ 2020-08-12 11:32 am UTC (link)
	» Excuse me, ma'am » I don't think you should be suggesting Captain America is evil » Seems very unpatriotic (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2020-08-12 11:35 am UTC (link)
	» Captain America is a paragon of virtue. » Steve Rogers is a little shit » and is laughing at my pain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_onyourleft_ 2020-08-12 11:38 am UTC (link)
	» Well » I feel like that's just a horribly presumptuous thing to say (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2020-08-12 11:41 am UTC (link)
	» It's completely accurate. » And I know for a fact that Bucky will back me up here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_onyourleft_ 2020-08-12 11:41 am UTC (link)
	» He wouldn't » If he knows what's good for him (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2020-08-12 11:43 am UTC (link)
	» See? » Little shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_onyourleft_ 2020-08-12 11:44 am UTC (link)
	» Scandalous lies » Since you're so enthusiastic this morning » Maybe today we'll try for something a bit more ambitious (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2020-08-12 11:51 am UTC (link)
	» » Why do you hate me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_onyourleft_ 2020-08-12 11:59 am UTC (link)
	» You're exaggerating again, Darce (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2020-08-13 12:31 am UTC (link)
	» I see no exaggeration here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_onyourleft_ 2020-08-13 12:32 am UTC (link)
	» You're only saying that because you haven't had coffee (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2020-08-13 12:33 am UTC (link)
	» ... Maybe » You still owe me a bucket of coffee. » Interest on said bucket is breakfast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_onyourleft_ 2020-08-13 12:34 am UTC (link)
	» We can make that happen (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Text: Darcy & Five jumps 2020-08-12 11:31 am UTC (link)
	>> Ruined in what way? >> Did he rip the packaging? Ruin all chance of resale on eBay? Because he might owe me money now since that was my plan. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Text: Darcy & Five halflistening 2020-08-12 11:34 am UTC (link)
	» You're planning on selling me on ebay? » Rude. » I hope you were planning on cutting me in on the profit. » No, it's entirely too early for me to be awake and yet I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text: Darcy & Five jumps 2020-08-12 11:52 am UTC (link)
	>> Anywhere else makes it seem like prostitution, and, of the two of us, I’m the whore, not you. >> Of course you get a cut. >> Why are you awake? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text: Darcy & Five halflistening 2020-08-12 11:56 am UTC (link)
	» This is why we're friends. » I started running with Steve in the mornings. » This was a bad idea. » I don't know why I thought it was a good idea. » The Buns of Steel and Arms of Justice lulled me a very pliant and agreeable attitude maybe, (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text: Darcy & Five jumps 2020-08-12 12:19 pm UTC (link)
	>> Make him buy you breakfast. >> You’ll feel better on multiple levels. >> And stay hydrated. Exercising is exhausting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text: Darcy & Five halflistening 2020-08-13 12:32 am UTC (link)
	» Exercise is evil. I wish I could remember what I was thinking when I agreed to this. » But you might be onto something with the breakfast plan. » What're you doing up this early? Or late. Whichever is appropriate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text: Darcy & Five jumps 2020-08-13 01:05 am UTC (link)
	>> I have a few ideas of what you might have been thinking. >> You might have also been drunk? Possibly? >> Make sure he knows any additional runs are conditional to food being supplied. >> Can't sleep. (Reply to this) (Parent)