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Clint Barton (bartonned) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2020-03-01 00:14:00

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GROUP TEXT TO BARTON FAMILY
- On a scale of 0 to 10, how opposed would you be to me bringing a street cat home?
- Inquiring minds demand to know what to do with this clowder that keeps following me.
- I'm pretty sure I don't have powers, but moments like these [...]

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bartonned
2020-03-01 12:38 am UTC (link)

» I'm not getting involved with Tony's farm.
» I paid my dues, dad. I paid 'em.

» But no regrets about bringing the calf inside the house and making it sleep in my bed.
» Not a one.

» Francis would punch me. I know we have sometimes peculiar ways of showing we love each other in this family, but that one I refuse.
» Is this Dad Practice?

» Are you having me do Dad Practice?

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cauterising
2020-03-01 12:52 am UTC (link)

» Why would I make you do chores on someone else's farm?
» Tony wants that responsibility he's got his own kids to help him.

» Fuck sake. When did you take a calf to your room? You live upstairs? How did you get a calf upstairs?
» I don't even want to know. I'll get the grey hairs when it happens rather than now.

» If that's how Francis wants to show his affection you have to accept it. You're nearly 30, he's 17.
» Yeah. Apparently you're well on your way?
» You were their gramps a month ago.

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	bartonned 2020-03-01 12:58 am UTC (link)
	» Is James part of that? » Because I imagine he's figured out exactly what parts of the animal you can eat. » You know how I know? Prepper kids. Even they go to art school. » Uhhhhh. I was fifteen or something? » Dad, I'm not a dad. » I'm not even married. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cauterising 2020-03-01 01:03 am UTC (link)
	» Tony's family or ours? Whatever he wants I guess. » Although he's on the food and chores rota with Nate so it's safe to assume we consider him ours. » If James wants to eat Tony's Alpaca, I'm not stopping him. » It might be hilarious to see him try and shave an Alpaca. » Jesus fuck. » Yet. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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