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Dr Sam Wilson ([info]machinesrus) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2020-02-29 10:15:00

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Entry tags:active: draco malfoy, active: five hargreeves, active: steve rogers

Vision used to say that leap days were an inelegant solution to an inelegant problem. She never did come up with anything better though.

Anyway, tomorrow doesn't really exist, so do something crazy that you normally wouldn't. It's science.


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[info]jumps
2020-02-28 10:07 pm UTC (link)
Get drunk and marry a whore since it won’t count on Sunday if you get married in a day that only exists conditionally. Got it.

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[info]machinesrus
2020-02-28 10:28 pm UTC (link)
I mean, as long as the whore knows what's up.

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[info]jumps
2020-02-28 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Oh of course. The whore will know going into it what it is. Every chance to say no, let’s just take a tumble only. And I’ll respect the decision if that’s how things go.

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[info]machinesrus
2020-02-29 12:09 am UTC (link)
Sounds like all you need to do is find one then.

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[info]jumps
2020-02-29 12:21 am UTC (link)
Might already know where to find several.

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[info]tcastaway
2020-02-29 12:44 am UTC (link)
that's not a nice way to talk about someone!

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[info]jumps
2020-02-29 12:58 am UTC (link)
I know. I really shouldn't talk about marrying someone unless I truly mean it. In terms of the "w" word, I've known several people who prefer it to alternatives. We'll leave it at that, though.

[Tia]

I'm not having a very good day, and I'm sorry if I upset you.

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[info]tcastaway
2020-02-29 03:59 am UTC (link)
no one should ever be called any names like that.

[five]

it kind of did but i'll be okay. why is your day not good?

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[info]jumps
2020-02-29 06:34 pm UTC (link)
The funny thing is

[Tia]

I didn't mean to, and I hope you'll forgive me. It's hard to explain, mostly because I'm not sure how to explain. But it happens from time to time. How have you been, by the way?

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five
[info]tcastaway
2020-03-01 05:02 pm UTC (link)
i do. it's okay. that doesn't sound good. i have been good! i like this candy land. it's fun.

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[info]jumps
2020-03-02 01:04 am UTC (link)
Thank you. It isn't, but I'll manage. I always do. It's definitely a lot better than other things. Interesting to explore. Have you eaten a lot of candy?

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[info]tcastaway
2020-03-03 01:53 am UTC (link)
i hope your day goes better. yes but not too much. i don't want a tummy ache.

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[info]noprincehere
2020-02-29 12:05 am UTC (link)
No time-outs?

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[info]machinesrus
2020-02-29 12:09 am UTC (link)
I can't make promises for other people, you'd have to ask the guardians about that.

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[info]noprincehere
2020-02-29 12:10 am UTC (link)
Fine.

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[info]_onyourleft_
2020-02-29 01:08 am UTC (link)
Teaching the kids those important life lessons, I see.

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[info]machinesrus
2020-02-29 01:10 am UTC (link)
I accepted kids weren't going to be in the picture years ago. I'm going for cool uncle now.

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[info]_onyourleft_
2020-02-29 01:12 am UTC (link)
Would this be the cool uncle who fills them with sugar then hands them back?

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[info]machinesrus
2020-02-29 01:14 am UTC (link)
Exactly that one. Though the Entity's kind of ruining it for those of us without cosmic supernatural reality-bending powers.

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[info]_onyourleft_
2020-02-29 01:15 am UTC (link)
There's that, sure. But it's giving you candy so it can't be all bad, Sam.

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[info]machinesrus
2020-02-29 01:20 am UTC (link)
Candy. Yeah. Everyone else gets I also don't have a cosmic supernatural metabolism.

I have put some away for later though.

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[info]_onyourleft_
2020-02-29 01:21 am UTC (link)
I won't lie and pretend I'm not taking full advantage.

Smart move. Let's grab dinner some time this week. Nothing involving candy.

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[info]machinesrus
2020-02-29 01:27 am UTC (link)
I'm amazed the whole thing hasn't been demolished yet.

God, anything with vegetables.

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[info]_onyourleft_
2020-02-29 01:28 am UTC (link)
Give me time.

Sold.

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[info]machinesrus
2020-02-29 01:32 am UTC (link)
You might have a deadline now one of the kids found King Candy.

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[info]_onyourleft_
2020-02-29 01:33 am UTC (link)
Shame. There goes the integrity of the experiment.

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[info]machinesrus
2020-02-29 01:37 am UTC (link)
Pull an all-nighter. I believe in you.

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[info]_onyourleft_
2020-02-29 01:38 am UTC (link)
Nothing like good advice from a medical professional.

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[info]machinesrus
2020-02-29 01:40 am UTC (link)
I've seen your file, you'll be fine.

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[info]_onyourleft_
2020-02-29 01:42 am UTC (link)
Trust me, I know.

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[info]jumps
2020-02-29 01:37 am UTC (link)
Don't forget the one about how the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese. That's a good life lesson, too.

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[info]machinesrus
2020-02-29 01:38 am UTC (link)
They really prefer peanut butter.

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[info]jumps
2020-02-29 01:50 am UTC (link)
They also prefer chocolate and bacon. And if you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk, so don't do that unless you want a new little friend. Just give him his chocolate covered bacon and send him on his way. And remind him that the first mouse is the warning. He should tell his friends to find a new place to hang out.

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[info]_onyourleft_
2020-02-29 01:39 am UTC (link)
And the third cat? Does he get the lazy mouse?

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[info]jumps
2020-02-29 01:52 am UTC (link)
The third cat gets the canary. The other two cats ate all the cat food. Bye bye, birdie.

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[info]_onyourleft_
2020-02-29 01:55 am UTC (link)
Is this the same bird that got the worm? Cause that seems like a vicious circle, but also appropriate.

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[info]jumps
2020-02-29 01:56 am UTC (link)
it is indeed.

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