It is with the appropriate gravitas I undertake your training, Padawan.
Let me know when you wanna begin. Might have to start with showing me that list.
[Private] I'd say that's very tempting. Philosophising shouldn't be done sober. Especially existential philosophising. That is a lot of long words.
Oh, that sounds unpleasant. I was possessed by an evil space wizard for a while. Doesn't solve the "am I possessed by myself from the future" question but that's what the alcohol's for.