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Tweak says, "Eat the rude"

Audrey Jensen (fknaudrey) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-06-16 23:00:00

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inactive: jughead jones, inactive: stiles stilinski

Rule of Horror #81: Always ask why the house is being sold so cheap.

I'd consider $200 rent falling into that category, which puts us potentially in the supernatural sub-genre, particularly the sub-sub-genre dealing with entities rather than creatures. Among the surprisingly short list of paranormal horror films set in New York City is Rosemary's Baby, Dark Water, and the Devil's Advocate, as well as Dario Argento's 1980 cult classic Inferno which, due to its connections to Suspiria and the not-really-a-twist ending, could also be considered paranormal.

So here are my questions: Has anyone checked the water tank and has anyone found any strange old books written in Italian yet?

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	quattuor 2019-06-18 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Can you please help me with this abuela? Because I like my eggs the way I like my eggs, and she needs to stop hitting me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theghostking 2019-06-18 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	~~yes~~ no ~~maybe~~ ~~go aw~~ ~~you helped me~~ yeah i can try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-18 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	TELL HER TO UNBANISH ME FROM THE KITCHEN (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theghostking 2019-06-18 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	she might just want to feed you. but i can try to tell her to share the kitchen or help with that whole thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-18 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	How old are you? Twelve? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theghostking 2019-06-18 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	~~its kompli~~ ~~i can let her annoy you grandpa~~ 14. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fknaudrey 2019-06-18 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	I might be able to offer an assist on that. Abuelas love me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-18 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	And I am not someone any loving partner would take home to meet the 'rents. Let's hope it evens out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-06-18 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	I think my mom would like you. She always liked my weird friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-18 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Hm. She doesn't sound like muumuu material. Would she appreciate leather pants? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-06-18 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	She bought me my first pair of Doc Martens when I was but a tiny gender-questioning preteen punk. She'd be cool with leather pants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-18 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Niiiiice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-06-19 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Right? ~~I miss her.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-19 01:03 am UTC (link)
	My mom is the epitome of a fifties' housewife, going on about how boys will be boys. Maybe she'll show up and one of those techie hot-shots can repair her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-06-19 01:09 am UTC (link)
	That's more my dad. He's a minister. And sure, he might be a liberal one, but I still got grounded once for getting caught making out with a girl. I'm not sure if it was the making-out that did it or the fact that it ended up on YouTube, but it was definitely an overreaction either way. He's kind of overprotective. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-19 01:30 am UTC (link)
	I don't think mom was programmed to be overprotective. Sure didn't care when I stole her high heels. Also, naughty dad, giving a crap about who you kiss. Does it really matter? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-06-19 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	It didn't matter to me, but small towns being what they are and the South being what it is and traditional values and all that shit. I guess I can't really hold it against him. He's a good person. I know it doesn't really matter to him, but considering the fallout, he might not have been wrong to worry about what inevitably amounted to a cyberbullying incident. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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