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Tweak says, "I am NOT responsible."

Audrey Jensen (fknaudrey) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-06-16 23:00:00

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Rule of Horror #81: Always ask why the house is being sold so cheap.

I'd consider $200 rent falling into that category, which puts us potentially in the supernatural sub-genre, particularly the sub-sub-genre dealing with entities rather than creatures. Among the surprisingly short list of paranormal horror films set in New York City is Rosemary's Baby, Dark Water, and the Devil's Advocate, as well as Dario Argento's 1980 cult classic Inferno which, due to its connections to Suspiria and the not-really-a-twist ending, could also be considered paranormal.

So here are my questions: Has anyone checked the water tank and has anyone found any strange old books written in Italian yet?

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	fknaudrey 2019-06-17 09:52 am UTC (link)
	OH. This is for your brother. I suppose we could try a mirror? I need matte black spray paint and a picture frame for that. But if you've got weed, I'll be happy to ride along with that too. We're already breaking about six different horror rules, might as well make it seven. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-17 10:00 am UTC (link)
	Maybe the fucker's just chilling it in the apocalypse, because he can't be lonely with six billion other ghosts that have unfinished business and died cruelly and suddenly and are tethered to places they couldn't really care less about. I am breaking soooo many rules, but we could toke up, and hopes my brother shows up to express his disappointment in me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-06-17 10:12 am UTC (link)
	Six billion seems a conservative estimate but I get your point. I've found that the people you want to see usually show up at the worst possible time and expressing disappointment is a common reaction. But I'm always down for getting high. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-17 10:19 am UTC (link)
	You have no idea. By the way, God is a black preteen who raided Blossom's closet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-06-17 10:33 am UTC (link)
	If I were to believe in God, which I'm still on the other side of the fence about, that would make perfect sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-17 10:40 am UTC (link)
	Guess who wanted me gone? I'd say it's her loss, but I'm agnostic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-06-17 11:01 am UTC (link)
	I've always been a strict atheist. Which is funny, because I have a half dozen different religions running through my family and I decided to choose none of them. I bet my dad would like the idea of your version of God, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-17 11:06 am UTC (link)
	Take it from me, being spoiled for choice doesn't help. It's like me with cannabis strains. I can see how a preteen with a bicycle and handlebar streamers could appeal to people. She just needs a makeover, stat. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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