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Tweak says, "Voldemort is my cousin!"

Audrey Jensen (fknaudrey) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-06-16 23:00:00

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Rule of Horror #81: Always ask why the house is being sold so cheap.

I'd consider $200 rent falling into that category, which puts us potentially in the supernatural sub-genre, particularly the sub-sub-genre dealing with entities rather than creatures. Among the surprisingly short list of paranormal horror films set in New York City is Rosemary's Baby, Dark Water, and the Devil's Advocate, as well as Dario Argento's 1980 cult classic Inferno which, due to its connections to Suspiria and the not-really-a-twist ending, could also be considered paranormal.

So here are my questions: Has anyone checked the water tank and has anyone found any strange old books written in Italian yet?

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	fknaudrey 2019-06-17 07:52 am UTC (link)
	Someone should, yes. But I like to leave that to the professionals. This isn't quite an Old Priest and Young Priest situation yet, but it's definitely a step above Zak Bagans level. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-17 07:56 am UTC (link)
	On the off-chance that you do see one; holler and I'll go throw something at them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-06-17 07:58 am UTC (link)
	Will do! Does throwing things at them actually work, though? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-17 08:00 am UTC (link)
	It's a reflex, not common sense. So probably not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-06-17 08:07 am UTC (link)
	Best to stock up on salt, then. Just in case. Seen anywhere around here to buy Palo Santo? Just in case things go weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-17 08:11 am UTC (link)
	~~Salt won't really h~~ Not sure what that is, but I'll keep an eye out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-06-17 08:34 am UTC (link)
	Oh. It's wood. You burn it, like sage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-17 08:35 am UTC (link)
	Does that shit work? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-06-17 08:37 am UTC (link)
	My abuela swears by it, but honestly, I don't know. I've never been haunted so it must? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-17 08:44 am UTC (link)
	Do you know how to attract them? I'm looking for someone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fknaudrey
2019-06-17 09:02 am UTC (link)

I know the theories but I've never had any reason to apply them practically. There are "games" (technically rituals stylized into games) that are said to open places up to spirits, but it's kind of a crapshoot on what's going to come through. I could think of a couple that might be able to be modified to have a more specific result but aside from using an Ouija board, it's still a bit sketchy.

Which isn't to say I couldn't, or wouldn't, do it. Just that if I get possessed I'm coming after you.

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	quattuor 2019-06-17 09:12 am UTC (link)
	So [...] drugs. It's drugs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theghostking 2019-06-18 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	what about banishing? could work ~~too~~ to too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-18 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Can you please help me with this abuela? Because I like my eggs the way I like my eggs, and she needs to stop hitting me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theghostking 2019-06-18 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	~~yes~~ no ~~maybe~~ ~~go aw~~ ~~you helped me~~ yeah i can try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-18 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	TELL HER TO UNBANISH ME FROM THE KITCHEN (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)