Some Reality Web

I have to wonder if this new form can get delightfully drunk or not.

[MESSAGE TO ENTITY]
I bid you a good day.

I was hoping to request other accommodations since I am not actually a child. I grow weary of the nonsensical children's floor. Might I be relocated to an apartment? I am content to live with others and promise to continue my streak of no harm.

My thanks for even considering my request,
- Sebastian

I always do a little parkour during my morning run to keep me on my toes, but today...

I was flipping around like a cartoon character. Is this one of those power things everyone is talking about?

I think I can get behind iced green tea lattes.

[TONY]

Do you have any idea where I might get the space to make a training room? I am talking moving parts of the floor and wall, drones that fire irritating shots, thay lot sort of thing. I can have BD send you the schematics about what I am talking about. It is going to take quite a bit of crafting.

[FRANCIS]

You making it through this without getting messed with?

[BUTTERCUP]

Hey there, youngling. How are you doing today?

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[ROOMMATES]
I vote we do a dinner together soon. I got used to gatherings on the Mantis.

Would whoever has the cat who's very angry about being fed salmon this morning instead of tuna please kindly ask her to quiet down?

And for tiny balls of fluff, these pygmy things are...very foul mouthed when they want to be.

I have a migraine, send help. And ice cream.

Hi. I'm Bonnie.

Damon tells me via the not-doppelganger that you might need some help with your new-found magic?

The most productive thing I'm going to get out of this is a list of everything I use magic for without thinking about it. And maybe a lot of baking, that seems fine. At least it gives me time to sit in my new library and study.

[later this afternoon]

[Mystic Falls People]

Something happened - Sebastian's hurt and I don't know what to do and I don't know how to heal someone. Can any of you help?

CHILDREN I need copious amounts of alcohol.

[Geralt & Ciri]

Do not be alarmed by the boy in our tub.

[Tandy]

He will recover, but he will not awaken until tomorrow.

[Friends of Sebastian]

You will not be able to reach your friend for twenty-four hours. He needs rest.

You know how some people have that 'wish I could see how the other half lives' kind of thing?

Very glad I'm not one of them. I envy none of you but hope you're not going craycray from this weird mojo.

[MORGAN]
Can I hang out under your bed for a while? Avoid your siblings and just eat chips and sigh loudly until you kick me out?

She punches so hard. Omfg. You ever just crave fried pickles?

[Dad]
I have something to tell you.

Look if I wanted to live with a bunch of teens and pre-teens just learning about their powers, I'd ask to go home.

[ Josie ]

Maybe no party? Is it too late to change my mind?