Some Reality Web

[VARRIC]
Would you like to go on a date?

I was just going to ask you to join me in my bedroom, but these 21st century mating rituals are quite thorough.

Big mood.

I forgot to eat lunch. Can anyone bring something to SI for me? I have a project I have to babysit.

Oh and happy birthday Pepper.

This looks like New York but it doesn't feel like New York, not in the least because my apartment doesn't seem to exist.

I was definitely in my New York this morning, and now I'm not. So, uh, hi Goodland? I'm Billy, and I guess I'm joining you guys for a while.