Some Reality Web

Has anyone seen any magical creatures wandering about? I know this is New Orleans, but surely there has to be something. I have been thinking I would like a pet. I kept hoping the elves would bring me a moon calf or something, but instead I got a new pair of shoes. Which are lovely by the way! But it is a little bit lonely here and I would love the company. Not a dragon mind you. Dragons don’t make good pets and my roommates surely would not appreciate it. I don’t mind camping, but sleeping out in the park every night would be a bit cold.

What the fuck did I wake up next to? Am I cursed now?

Will I die if I burn this voodoo doll? Because it's creepy AF and it shouldn't exist.

I have a doll that looks like me! It's pretty neat.

-_-

sorry

I am very excited. Look who appeared in my apartment last night! His name is Groot and he's very special to me. I didn't think I would ever see him again. He can only say one sentence so he's not much of a conversationalist but he's very sweet if anyone wants to come by and meet him.

So, I woke up to a couple things this morning. One was my guitar from home and the other was a doll that looked like me. the last one is kinda creepy Thank you whomever sent them.

My doll is SO COOL! THANK YOU! It makes me miss my kind of want to start a cool Spider-Man doll/action figure collection now! He will be the first, and he will rule over the rest. But he will be a kind and benevolent leader. He may also play with the LEGO collection and may or may not be situated among them right now.

And why are there only 10 days left until Christmas? Why did it sneak up so fast? Does anyone else find it a little strange, but not necessarily bad, to be celebrating it in an alternate dimension? Just me? Okay. Cool. I have way too much left to do! Would people be upset if they happened to get beignet mix for Christmas? Asking for a friend. >.>

( Ned & MJ )


( MJ )


( Morgan )

You know the age old saying, "Be careful what you wish for"? Well, I've learned from that mistake.

[Fred, George, Bill and Percy]

Family meeting. NOW!!

I came back to my apartment after running some errands to find pictures of my sister and her entire CD collection in the living room. I took a shot, it worked, and now I trust the Entity a little bit more than before.

I awoke to my guitar next to my bed, along with pictures of my brother. I'd only asked for the pictures for me.

So. Does someone want to do something tonight?


[Five, Klaus, Darcy, Tony & Cisco]
I'm really bad at fitting in with people. You guys are really good with people... so what can I do to be better at people?

I just feel like I get really weird and awkward with people and I talk to a few people my age but I just.... kinda feel like I'm on the outskirts of everything.


[Vanya]

Sooo. I need to talk to you. Sort of. About Girl stuff.

The Entity gave me Hopper's hat, I know it's his because I can feel him in the fibers.

Teddy is okay, and still wearing those stupid mcstupid hats. (◔_◔) Okay Gwen, you can calm your tits now, right? He poofed back into the verse y'all were in before you f!@#ed everything up, and he seems happy?

I have two very important things to discuss with you.

Okay. What in *actual* hell is this now?

Anyone out there?

TODAY IS A MARKED DAY IN HISTORY---


TODAY I GOT MY TOOL KIT BACK.

[ LOCKED FROM KLARA PRAST ]
Don't be a dick about the dolls, if you don't want them just leave them in the lobby and we'll deal with them -safely. But jeez, it was just a gift.

[ KITTY PRYDE ]
If I bribe you with something would you be up for staying in with Klara and Molly this Friday?

Also, what do you want for the holidays? And don't say nothing or I'm decorating your room in My Little Pony and teaching Lockheed the song.

[ ROGUE ]
You free Friday night?

ETA:
[ KLARA & MOLLY ]
When do you guys want to go out and get Rogue a gift or two for Christmas? I'll let her know we're going out but we'll keep everything else a surprise.

I think mini-me doll needs his own set of wheels. Would it be weird to buy it its own Jeep?

This is...not quite what I expected to happen when I woke up this morning.

Anyway, I guess I should introduce myself. Hi, I'm Nia. I'm new.

Well, shit. I lost the tiny bolt for my voodoo doll's crossbow. I didn't think it actually fired so that is kind of cool. Now I'm going to have to ransack my own room.

I don't even know what to say about the Gilbert journals. Do I share that information?

Look who showed up!

( Pic under cut )

I'm still not sure what to think of this place, but my grimoire was waiting for me when I got home last night. I never thought I would see it again.

Uh. You know how the Entity's been giving people gifts?

I don't really remember living in the Avengers Mansion, but I think I must be three years old in this video and almost everyone seems to be there, but [...] at least Tony's hair was already graying, so sadly, I can't take credit.

And I look like both my parents. I think? Does anyone wanna see it? I got pictures too.

Yeah, I didn't think I'd actually get the picture I asked for.

Maybe this place isn't so terrible.

The doll's a bit weird, though.

It seems that the Entity's been kind to most, if not all of us.

I've some of the Grey Warden tomes from Weisshaupt, and Cailain, by which I mean the namesake of the former King of Ferelden, who is a Mabari warhound, at any rate. It's hard to mistake them for each other, for one was a King, and the other a dog. Both remain rather equal in temperament, however.

So now I have two dogs - Barkspawn and Cailain, and it is my very own slice of paradise on Earth. I'll have to get him his own doggie bed for in the shop.

( Cut for image of Cailan )

Sister ... this was----

Years ago, I lost my arm in a battle against a sibling, I won the battle but lost my arm. As a reward, my father tailored a cybernetic prosthesis that was beyond any other technology in the galaxy, he perfected this as my show of victory. A few years back I lost that specific tailored arm and had to use lesser technology in its place.

They were suitable, of course, but none allowed to process sensation from the lost limb.

Today I regained that arm, the only true gift my father ever gave me. Thank you Gamora.

[Dave + Kids]
I asked for a whole bunch of toys, and I guess we got a whole bunch of toys. Like, I keep stubbing my toe on boxes.

So, pick whatever you like, and we'll donate the rest to a children's hospital. Sound good?