Some Reality Web

{JUBILANT ENTITY}

Uh hi there. I'm not great with words, so please excuse my lack of [...] polite wordiness. I'm known for being blunt and all, but I'm trying.

I was wondering if I could go to Brooklyn someday? That's where home is, apparently, and I've never seen it not [...] ruined like it used to be. There's also some food place that Peter keeps talking about, and I don't know if it's similar all throughout the multiverse but thought it would be nice for him to get to go.

Thank you for reading

Cap James Rogers.

{ADDED LATER: FRIENDS + GUARDIANS + TONY]

I can't spend the night here. I'll see you in the morning.

What is the difference between a robot and an android? I am not trying to be offensive! I'm just very confused.

Turns out getting a job is easier than I thought once I lower my standards.

Also, the light on the roof is perfect, so let me know if you're going to the barbecue and don't want to end up a figure study.

BBQ tomorrow on the roof, 1pm -> ? Very casual.

New York certainly has changed. I don't remember there being quite so many ostriches the last time I visited. Metropolis needs to up it's game in the bird department.

I thought I would take a break from the job search to introduce myself on here. My name is Clark Kent, recent arrival, as you probably gathered. If anyone is hiring, I'm a reporter, but also a decent farm hand.

Hi! I'm Ray, and I just arrived!

Floating letters are definitely cool. Not sure about the nosebleed, but if that's all I get I'd say hopping into this world was easier than time travel. At least the first few journeys anyway.

Any recommendations on the best place to grab a coffee? Oh, and butter.

Ok first? Is anyone really jubilant anymore? Next, it's really creepy to be displaced from one coast to the other in an eyeblink. And finally, what the fuck is up with all the ostriches?

My name is Veronica and I am seriously confused.