Some Reality Web

Hey. Look, something's come up and I figured you'd better hear it from me. This isn't painful at all....

What sort of things do people own?

Hello, my name is Connor and I just arrived here.

Frak me. At least that Entity thing didn’t try to tell me I’ve got a new special frakking destiny, because I’ve had enough of that.

Is there a bar around anywhere?

This is not what I expected freedom to look like.

After spending far too much time in hospitals and drab meeting rooms all over the city, I just gotta say - why all the beige? It's too much beige. Why not [...] have a green wall? Or blue?

The rooms of all the NA meetings I go to in this city are the worst. Horrible chairs. Bad coffee. A picture of Jesus on the wall. Or the crucifix, it's always threatening to flip upside down. But seriously, what's up with beige?

Good morning, Fake New York. It's August, we've been here six weeks, and it's time for your semi-regular reminder/announcement for the new arrivals that we have a medical clinic on the ground floor that offers both magical and scientific services. If there's anything you think the doctors should know before we have to start prepping for emergency surgery, rest assured your records will be kept completely confidential. I'm Dr Sam Wilson and if I'm not in the clinic I'm probably in the science labs trying to hack physics.