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Tweak says, "I'll be your friend."

Klaus Hargreeves (quattuor) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-06-15 21:47:00

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inactive: jughead jones

If there is someone out there (I am including you, Jubilant Entity™) who can fix my poor leather pants, let me know. While I'm in love with them, and they just make my legs look fantastic, I don't know how I am gonna get out of them. Send help. Water and leather are a lethal combination.

I will also accept donations of crop tops and skirts, should you have any to spare.

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	quattuor 2019-06-15 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Eighteen? And your parents just let you do this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weapon_hex 2019-06-16 12:04 am UTC (link)
	My parents raised me to be the host vessel for the elder god Mephichthon. They're dead now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-16 12:07 am UTC (link)
	'Kay. That's [...] surprisingly not what I thought your story would be. What's this God's problem, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

weapon_hex
2019-06-16 12:25 am UTC (link)

They lead a cult.

He was one of the first gods, but he was banished by his sister and bound to another realm that connected to ours at the place where I grew up. He was supposed to be stuck there unless he was offered the physical form of someone strong enough to withstand the pure force of his energy. The Evolutionaries wanted to restore him to his original position because they believe that the planet is out of balance and stagnating, but they couldn't find anyone able to contain him. My parents decided it would be best to create and raise a body for him instead of trying to find someone who was already grown up.

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	quattuor 2019-06-16 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh sure, the old soul switcheroo. Like that ever goes right. I'm agnostic, so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weapon_hex 2019-06-16 12:33 am UTC (link)
	I don't know if it would have worked. I felt him. It was a lot more power than I have by myself. We know they exist but I don't think I want to worship any. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-16 12:36 am UTC (link)
	You'd have been miserable. Even if you'd been aware. Oh, I've met God. She's nice enough and all, but I'm going to stick with my agnostic beliefs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weapon_hex 2019-06-16 12:41 am UTC (link)
	I think I was supposed to become part of him but they didn't really know. It seems like it would be hard for even the nice ones to understand mortal people's lives. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-16 12:45 am UTC (link)
	I mean, how do you prepare for that kind of stuff anyway? I highly doubt there's a guidebook. She doesn't like me. What else is new. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weapon_hex 2019-06-16 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Mostly magical training and exposure to lower demons. Why not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-16 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Wow. And I thought my dad was fucked up. I didn't think to ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weapon_hex 2019-06-16 12:55 am UTC (link)
	I don't think any of them were very dangerous but maybe they would be for other people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-16 12:57 am UTC (link)
	It's not about parents being dangerous. It's about parents needing to be parents. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weapon_hex 2019-06-16 01:00 am UTC (link)
	I'm not really sure what that usually looks like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-16 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, me neither. But I'm pretty sure it doesn't include being prepped as a vessel for some God. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	weapon_hex 2019-06-16 01:08 am UTC (link)
	They thought it was a blessing granted only to the truly worthy. My mother didn't want me to do it in the end but that was because she was worried I would fail after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quattuor 2019-06-16 12:03 pm UTC (link)
	Somehow, I don't think the same holds true of dear old dad. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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