Can't blame you. But I promise, it's going to send you to an apartment complex and there's a room all set for you. It will probably hit the Top 10 of weird things to happen to you, depending on where/when you're from and oh yeah, that's a thing, too.
Hi, I'm Rose, mind the ostriches. There's a glarey one, he's a bit snippy. I'm calling him Oscar.