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@ 2021-10-15 16:55:00

Who: Kate Bishop and Matt Murdock
When: Friday Afternoonish
Where: The infamous orchard of sassy and snarky apples
What: ~~A date~~ An outing that hopefully doesn't end up with more hospital and clinic trips. There are no promises.
Warnings: PUNS. All the puns. No, really. Watch out for them.

There had been warnings. There had been assurances that these trees were not normal.

Which meant that Kate, despite knowing that another outing could prove dangerous given their track record, had given Matt a look. Were they at that point where he could understand looks? Kate had done her best to make it as obvious as possible. The "We should not go out there but we should also definitely go out there because us" look.

A look that was certainly followed with a cheeky "You know what they say: an apple a day..."

It was hard not to have the reaction Kate had at the sight of the orchard. Stretching across the city, Kate stared slightly slack-jawed and eyes wide. It smelled nice, too. Not like those apple-scented candles and body sprays. Fresh and earthy with a sweetness.

"Take a picture, lady! It'll last longer!"

There was a gentle thud not too far away before a particularly dull red apple rolled it's way to stop at Kate's foot. The apple turned and blew a raspberry. "How do you like them apples, toots?"

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