I just posted, I know, but I don't care. I want to clear things up for anyone who thinks they're "in the know" about me: I'm Peter Parker, also known as Spider-Man. Yeah, that's me. I'm him, he's me. Except not because I watched those movies earlier today in an epic marathon of .
First off, those movies? Definitely NOT what happened as I remember. I'm still looking for the early comics, but so far they're covering stuff I never did. From like, back in the sixties (WHAT)? Second, who kisses upside-down? That makes no sense. Mary Jane isn't someone I know. And I wouldn't kiss her or any girl upside-down. That sounds awful. Really awful.
But you know what? Ain't nothing gonna to break my stride, nobody's gonna slow me down. Oh no, I got to keep on moving...
And I will.
To anyone who watches those movies, you're gonna get a ridiculous story. I'll laugh with you! It'll be a good time and we can both deal with the irrational urges of wanting to punch that other me who doesn't even look like me. They had to cast a short actor, didn't they? C'mon, Hollywood! You're better than this.
Someone remind me to deliver that message when we're back somewhere where Hollywood can hear me and my complaints.