Ok, I feel pretty stupid, like usual, but: I just got back to writing after years of bitchy RL. I'd like to take part in the swap, but I'm helpless with LJ and insanejournal, and I'm having trouble finding 1-rules and explanations of how the swap works, 2-how and where to sign up. If anyone can help me, I'll be forever grateful and give some snarry to the world. Puh-lease? *_*