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snarryswapmod (snarryswapmod) wrote in snarry_swap,
@ 2008-01-19 12:00:00

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creation: fic, klynie1, rated: nc-17

Happy Daft Day, gingertart50!
Recipient: gingertart50
Title: Love, Pregnancy and Camel Riding
Author: klynie1
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: About 27,600
Warnings: DH spoilers, including the epilogue; Mpreg; awkward sex between two middle-aged wizards
Prompt/Summary: 48-year-old Harry Potter is the victim of an accidental immaculate conception.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Severus Snape and all associated characters from the Harry Potter universe are the property of J.K. Rowling and those to whom she has licensed her creations, including without limitation Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No copyright infringement is intended. The author is making no profit from this story.
Author's Note: gingertart50, I couldn't believe how lucky I was to have been given your story request! I hope that I give you even a tiny fraction of the fun reading it that I had in writing it. Much love and many thanks to my betas – E, S and B – all brilliant writers to whom I owe my first, second and third child, respectively (which is a great burden from my mind, since I don't really want kids).
All remaining mistakes are mine. And special love and thanks to the amazing mods who have worked so hard on this fest: f13tch3r, svartalfur and yanks02. You've made this so much fun!

Love, Pregnancy and Camel Riding

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lost_stray_cat
2008-04-30 12:27 am UTC (link)

First of all, I found the humour in this story so extraordinary, that I am just shocked! I kept chuckling and laughing and at times I was laughing so much until I was practically choking and was all red in the face. Throughout the entire story. I can't say I remember ever laughing so hard while reading a story. The sentence where Harry suggested that Kreacher could pretend to be a baby and crawl around to find the worst bits, made me laugh so much for so long that I decided to stop reading for a while and went shopping. Then all afternoon the image came back at times and made me laugh all of a sudden while browsing the isles in a store. Also Lymejam's statement afterwards that he has never seen nesting case so bad before... It totally killed me it was so funny. Anyway, the whole story is totally exceptional. There are so many other good things to mention, but I don't want to take up that much space raving on and on about it.

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klynie1
2008-05-31 07:19 pm UTC (link)

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry it's taken me so long to reply to you! The Snarry Games took over my brain.

I love hearing that Kreacher made you laugh. I developed an incredible soft spot for him while writing this story - he's such a survivor, and he's proud of the care he takes with his household responsibilities. He also doesn't accept a lot of guff. *g*

Thank you for such a lovely comment!

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lost_stray_cat
2008-05-31 11:00 pm UTC (link)

Hey, it's nice of you to want to reply to your reviews promptly, but it's really not a big deal at all, so don't be sorry :) That story is an absolute gem among gems - I still love it to pieces. That was some inspired writing. Don't feel compelled to reply to this now, I just wanted to affirm that this story is AWESOME. And yes, Kreacher and his dedication to goats and ... yeah, he was great and I loved him... but it wasn't so much him that made me laugh in the bit I mentioned, it was Harry who made me laugh! Or, technically, it was you...well you know what I mean. ^_^

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	klynie1 2008-06-01 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	LOL! Yeah, I know what you mean! g I'm actually glad that Harry worked for you in that scene. I was a little worried that I'd overdone him a bit, poor guy. His dignity went right out the door. Not, I suppose, that he had much to begin with, but still. ;-) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	laurapetri 2008-05-31 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	loved this!goats lol! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	klynie1 2008-05-31 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	Goats rock the world. Just sayin'. g Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed the story. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tayefeth 2008-06-21 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	Very, very cute. "Too much of a generation gap," indeed... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	klynie1 2008-06-22 07:09 am UTC (link)
	g Thanks! I had a bit of fun with this. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2008-07-08 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	"It had seemed like one of those once-in-a-lifetime things, like losing one's virginity. Seeing Hogwarts for the first time. Having Snape give one a massage." ROFLMAO!!! Man, this has to be my favourite quote :) This fic was just all kinds of awesome...there are no words for the sheer brilliance...just...GAH!!! (Reply to this)

	love_stoned0_0 2008-08-26 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	I've just been craving mpreg lately (mainly because I'm not allowed to get pregnant) and this has to be one of the best I've ever read. Not to mention the side of my OTP, AS/S. Awesome story! (Reply to this)

	eisakay 2009-01-07 01:22 am UTC (link)
	This was great, and I loved the side of Al/Scorpius. (Reply to this)

	momoko (Anonymous) 2009-04-22 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	I love it, it is a very nicely done story, bye (Reply to this)

	okydoky 2009-05-01 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	Absolutely loved this, it was brillaint. Best Harry/Snape I've read in a while! :) ♥ (Reply to this)

	dragonbetween 2009-05-26 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Oh goodness!! This was made of great awesomeness! I just loved the goats and Kretcher! And Albus and Scorpius! And Ginny and Harry's relationship being on good terms! And the Healer's Jesus reference! And the baby being named after Regulus and Remus! And many, many other things. In other words, great story. :D (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2009-08-22 11:40 am UTC (link)
	Great story! (Reply to this)

Thae
(Anonymous)
2009-08-29 09:44 pm UTC (link)

It was so sweet to find something elaborate which i haven't read yet - thank you so much :) To be honest the title left me not expecting that all the more surprise. I especially enjoy that it was authentic (cause there's nothing a reader enjoys more than couple o 60y-olds going at it for hour making a couple of 16y-olds look like they lack endurance / not that I don't enjoy a nice smut ;P) that lifes of them both had been alright (not extremely wonderful ob extremely horrid). I enjoyed this fic very very much. Think I'll be de one of 5 that leaves a comment behind ;D Looking howard read some of your new works.

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entrenous88
2010-08-08 05:52 pm UTC (link)

This was just excellent. A bit of this may be my mood today, but I totally cried when Severus was being so cold to Harry just before Regulus was born, and Harry was aching/nesting.

Lots of lovely moments, with Harry's reactions to his children and Al in particular, with Harry's relationship with Ginny and the love they still had for one another, with the development of Harry and Severus's relationship. Very good writing and characterization throughout, making this a pleasure from all angles.

This might be my favorite Snarry Mpreg I've read -- I'm definitely saving it for future re-readings.

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jules3677.livejournal.com
2013-06-28 04:54 am UTC (link)

Found this story while trolling for another similar one. Lucky me. Harry getting pregnant due to a rebounded amended curse. That is highly original & incredibly amusing. Poor Kreacher. Going from a nice home with a Master who cared for him to Snape & his bloody goats. That had me giggling madly. I am glad you never gave us a reason why he has a goat herd, gives the mind more scope for nefarious ideas. Loved the story. Thankyou.

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	sarahsezlove 2016-02-26 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	So bloody good. (Reply to this)

	lastscorpion 2017-02-13 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome fic! I loved the way you did all the characters. (Reply to this)

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