Disenchanted is enchanting!
I loved this one to bits. This was done with your usual exceptional style and delicious detail.
Best bits: The alarm charm "squeaking and hooting and hopping up and down in its distress"
Pettigrew's ratty death and Bellatrix' highly appropriate fate. Well done Minerva!
Cat!Harry "speaking" English. Having once been owned by a cat who could quite clearly ask for his favorite "HAAAM!" I know just how expressive and appropriate feline vocalizations can be. These are adorable *heee*
Fawkes and the Horcrux. *snork*
Severus' hilariously fabulous snark is spot on throughout:
[Albus] "... I am told we have quite a complete potions supply pantry."
"Give or take the odd, migratory boomslang skin and gillyweed," Severus grumbled under his breath.
"...the surprisingly effective notion of using aguamenti minimus as a discipline tool"
"I see it's time for the sexual identity crisis."
"One crisis per day is your limit," Severus growled,
Perfect Snape-voice.
And the wonderful, possessive, supportive, beautiful D/s almost made me cry. This one goes straight into the "Save it to re-read" bin.