The entire opening scene was just priceless. You had me smirking and completely sucked in within ten lines. There are so many fantastic things in here that the remainder of my comments are going to be somewhat in the form of running commentary...
The Moon and The Sun. It's just so damned appropriate. And obvious, really, and totally brilliant.
Watch-ems! That fits into the wizarding world beautifully!
Hell, he was so worked up he'd fuck a Frog if one came on to him. ...And that was when I spewed Dr. Pepper all over my monitor.
Best response to "What are you doing here?" EVER. WIN.
Harry smiles. Men faint. ::dies::
"Merlin fuck a centipede?!" Bwahaha!
"Thanks, Gin," he whispered.
Harry smiled. He was free. Free to pursue The Moon.
Who's probably neck-deep in a Galleon laundering scheme, he suddenly thought. His smile faded and he buried his face in his hands and groaned. Sex. That's all it was. Just sex. Sex so that he could break a case.
The place inside him that had stayed closed for Ginny opened then.
Oh, there's so much in that little bit! Gorgeous!
OMG! Sheer B-movie brilliance in this fic! They're actually bitching at each other while a fight goes on around them? And only pausing in their bickering long enough to pull each other out of the line of fire?! No. way.
"Thanks," he said quietly.
"It's a habit that I intend to break," Snape whispered. He pulled his hand away and cast a Knotting Charm, securing the rope.
"What habit?"
"Saving you from yourself. Now get down there."
::cheers and flails::
DVD! Aaahaha!
Plotty! Porny! Funny! Dramatic! Fuck yes! I love that it begins with Snape The Moon pursuing Harry (when it's still all about sex, and he has a mask to hide behind), and ends with Harry pursing Snape.