I'm so glad I read this! So funny--I love the spare style of this, wasting no time on purple description. I love how bits of it are cheesy (the Sun and Moon, the climactic battle in an ice-cream shop) but they know they're cheesy so it all works. The refrains between Draco and Pansy as he insists he's not gay and she knows far better than he does--those were my favorites. Hilarious!