Glorious detention smut! And all for me! *squees* Don't need to worry about eighth-year fic, I think it's awesome, and I love all their different reasons for being there, our poor broken trio.
I also like Harry's 'DETENTION SUCKS!' 'Don't go then!' 'LOL WHY WOULDN'T I?' *runs off to delicious Snape*
And Snape! “Touch yourself, Potter, unless you expect to get off by association,” - AAAHH! And: “I’ve had better, Potter.” *dies*