Sweet Jesus. Classic Clueless Harry and Totally Taking Advantage Of It Snape! "First you talk me into teaching you how to correctly employ sexual toys, now you talk yourself into my bed. Off we go.” What a man! What a teacher! The ultimate in hands-on instruction! :P Absolutely adored Snape's clinical teaching tone as poor Harry got more aroused with every passing moment. I'm pretty sure Ginny's pubes are safe from now on. :P