LOL I like your descriptions of various types of insanity. That's brilliant. (Normal? WTF is normal?! xDDD)
Ooh, awesome. As for me... I have very, verryyyy basic understanding of French, Spanish, and German.. and I can speak Japanese kinda well, but I'm nowhere near terribly competent in it. Oh well. (I wanna be a linguist/archaeologist. Awesome fodder for stories in those jobs. :D)
Blah indeed. Oh. What is you-are-so-like-my-prof insane like? I'm curious now. :P