That cracked me right the hell up because it reminded me of the scene near the end of "Godzilla" where they're stuck in the taxi sliding around in Godzilla's mouth and Hank Azaria's character is shouting "You're going the wrong way, man! YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!"
Makes me laugh every time.
All in all, I loved this fic, especially the singing bass. I've never laughed that hard in my life lol.