Oh Mystery Author! *clasps hands to chest* this fic made me happy. It hits so many of my...I never know what to term them...little kinks? I think I mean what some people mean when they say fic!kink. Oh hell! The fic made me happy! Masturbating Snape; knows-its-wrong-but-can't-stop-watching Harry; Legilimency sneak attacks; Snape's excessively formal language; Snape-the-liar; Snape admitting he had a thing for Harry at 15; masturbating Snape. Did I already say masturbating Snape? I really like masturbating Snape :D You made me grin and laugh out loud.
And why yes, I do realize you didn't write this for me, but you could have.