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CLOSING GAMES ENTRY #2: Team Snitch!
CLOSING GAMES ENTRY #2 - Team Snitch!

We are pleased to present poems and limericks written by Team Snitch members (and one brave soul from Team Cauldron), highlighting the genres featured in this year's snarry_games.

There once was a crossdressing Harry
Who mourned that he never would marry,
'Til he flashed a green stocking
Which silenced Snape's mocking,
And made him admit he's a fairy.
joanwilder

But Snape still ignored him, which hurt,
So he hiked up his very short skirt,
Flashed a green lacy thong,
Snape said, 'That is so wrong!
Oh Potter, you are such a flirt!'
gingertart50

One day when he was out shopping,
He saw Harry speed by going jogging.
The bounce of his cock,
The white ankle sock,
And his only thoughts were on topping.
whitecotton

Sweet cream topping spread over a cake,
(The kind Hogwarts' elves often bake,)
Makes a dream so much hotter,
When spread over Potter,
Enough to keep Snape erect and awake.
gingertart50

Now that his thoughts were careering
The thought of Potter in a skirt was endearing,
So he leapt to his closet,
Took out the satin corset,
And set off at a trot for Little Whinging.
whitecotton

So Snape came galloping home,
Determined never to roam,
Bedded sweet Harry,
Using a cherry,
Ice cream, and sweet creamy foam.
mimiheart

The tinned cherries stuck in his throat,
And the marshmallows refused to float,
But the chocolate dressing
Over the antique lacing,
Had Sev coming with a yell and a shout.
whitecotton

One day Snape saw Harry looking unwell,
So he took him to wizarding-Chanel.
They picked out some knickers
With ribbons and glitters
Which Harry wore with his cock tucked a la ‘gel’.
whitecotton

Severitus

He saw them in the Mirror of Erised,
James and Lily, his parents both long dead.
Then Severus appeared
To dispel the lie of years,
And tell him he'd been woefully misled.
joanwilder


Crossovers

Doctor Who and his TARDIS blue,
Sponge Bob, Spock and Harkness too.
Heroes, villains, Disney-esque lore,
Crossovers got them all and more.
joanwilder


Alive and Kicking

The battle's over; the war is won.
Snape's in hiding; Harry's glum.
What can bring the two together
To forge a bond to last forever?
joanwilder


Literary/Historical

Snape and Harry, Bennett and Darcy,
Holmes and Watson, chasing Moriarty,
Through eras long past, down storied pages,
The tale of Snarry shines through the ages.
joanwilder

Time-Travel

When Harry flew back into time,
And found a young Severus sublime,
He was tempted to tarry
And woo him to marry
But found it just messed with his mind.
joanwilder



Stay Tuned for more Closing Games from both teams, being posted all week!