This was so fantastic. SO. I always love your fics and this is definitely one of my faourites. There's so many things to say, I don't really know where to start. The title is brilliant; when I was finished reading and saw the title again I laughed out loud. So clever. I love the interactions between Snape and Harry - no one can write snark like you can! And OH god, some of the things Harry said - to Mrs. Weasley! - lord, I was so uncomfortable. I thought he was done for.
Your plot was just ingenious (I loved the spell) and I loved the scene where Minerva figures out Harry is telling the truth. So clever, and you write Minerva so well (whom I love). One of favourite scenes ever.
And the sex was genius. So hot and frustrated. I wondered how there was going to be any smut in this fic, but you found a way. And I thank you for it! Boy, do I...
The ending was perfect. Still IC, and still room for a happy ending. This is one of the best post-DH fics I've read! Brilliant work. Yay Snitches!