If you've come looking for pr0n – sorry. The plot-bunny grew to the size of Tyrannosaurus Rex on steroids and kind of took over.
Well I'd surely give up pr0n every day for a story such well written as this is. The plot is great, unpredictable in every twist it takes. You managed the best crossover of the games, created believable original characters and managed masterfully J.K.'s. Also, for once in my life I guessed the same as Holmes; so I shall thank you for making me feel oh-so-smart.
The one thing that's nagging me is: what's the deal with french names? LOL!