This was inspired use of canon, my dear, but I very soon forgot that in the reading of it. If by creating a fairytale you intended to charm us, bewitch us and thoroughly enchant us, you certainly did so – with aplomb, I might add. I would wager that both Grimms are twitching in their graves, wishing they had made Snow White and the Seven Dwarves the slash story you have proved it should have been.