And the creature that lived in Harry's chest...had been supplanted by the creature in Harry's pants.
Hahahaha! OMG! Best. line. EVER.
As always, with anything by the two of you, this was so incredibly well-written with an amusing twist or clever bit of storytelling packed into practically every line. And the sex! Normally I can manage something a bit more articulate than 'guh!' and 'damn, that was hot!', but, well, um...guh! and damn, that was hot! Ladies, you outdid yourselves. There was even a respectable plot mixed in there with blood bonds and magic, the Malfoys, and Hermione's parents. And did I mention the insanely hot sex? Because, damn that was some smokin' hot sex. This is Snarry at its finest. I salute you both. And the sex. *dies*