When I saw your names I knew instantly this was going to be amazing and you did not disappoint! That was just utter fabulousness! I loved the plot just as much as I loved the smut (and wow, how hot was that?!) Adored the packing scene at Gimmauld Place (Harry’s such a blushing mess, isn’t he!), and the flirting over the fruit (lol at the banana!).
There are so many lines I want to quote back, but “It was probably against Ministry regulations — or at least bad manners — to thrust one's groin against one's former professor to demonstrate that one had an erection” has to be one of the best, along with “And the creature that lived in Harry's chest, which sought normalcy, popularity, all the things Harry thought he was supposed to want, had been supplanted by the creature in Harry's pants.” That made me snort.
On a side note, I’ve been reading both your stuff for years without ever having commented. But now I’m no longer being a silent reader I can finally say that I love you both so much! Thanks for all the amazing fics!